While appearing on Glenn Beck’s show today, Santorum criticized President Obama...– Santorum Reaches New Low, Calls Obama a Bad Dad for Letting Malia Travel to Mexico (via sarahlee310) Wait, Glenn Beck still exists? (via kileyrae) Sadly. Didn’t think he was relevant enough for Presidential Candidates anymore, though.
Wake up pranks. Especially useful for sleepovers.
Get a fake spider: Get a fake head: Get firecrackers: If all else fails, just scream…. Fuck that spider for real though.
Collaborations, Songwritting and the like.
newsweek: riograndegorgeous: newsweek: deadmau5: So, i’ve had a revelation these past couple of days, and i really feel the need to draw attention to the results here…. This this this this this. Yes, deadmau5! Yes! Oh my God. The Newsweek intern that takes care of their tumblr is every bad Reddit commenter ever. :(… I’d still hug you.
tsotchke: philosophy-of-praxis: the-vashta-nerada: t0mdelongestpenis: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING CAN’T Genuine tears. this is beautiful BWUHHHHHHHH
So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own...
oldfilmsflicker: itscandidlycara: Wait, let me back up. Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a...