Republicans being against sex is not good. Sex is popular.– G.O.P. strategist Alex Castellanos, Ghastly Outdated Party - NYTimes (via brooklynmutt)
I was so unpopular in high school the crossing guards used to lure me into...– Annie from Community
Suit Says Obama Can’t Run In Alaska Because He’s...
of-praxis: deeesire: fatbodypolitics: feministhistorian: fracturedrefuge: abaldwin360: Alaska-(ENEWSPF)- A man from Juneau, Alaska, has filed suit with the state’s Division of Elections to bar President Obama from appearing on that state’s ballot on the basis that the President is a “Mulatto”, and “the race of ‘Negro’ or ‘Mulatto’ had no standing to be citizens of the United States...
I made it to Korea alive.
And I still have both Kidneys. What are the odds?
Most historically ironic award ever. →
Lynchburg named America’s friendliest community for runners Lynchburg beat out 16 other cities around the country to be named America’s friendliest running community by the Road Runners Club of America January 24, 2012|Tim Saunders | Reporter/Lynchburg Bureau Chief LYNCHBURG, Va. — No matter where you go in the city of Lynchburg, you’re likely to see someone...
So I was supposed to go to sleep, since my flight is 25 hours and I can’t sleep on a plane, but my friends came over and we’re chilling. It’s cool though. I like my friends. Guess I’ll be up for 40 straight hours.
Finishing packing to go to Korea. Freaking out. Hope they don’t poach me.
HOLY FUCK I LEAVE THE COUNTRY IN TWO DAYS
Just had a conversation with my mom about maid services. I joked, “Any maid that walks in our house would just turn around and promise a refund.” My mom replied, “well of course I’d clean the house before the maid came over.” Clean. Before. Maid. What? Mom Logic.
I should not be allowed to do things pre-coffee.
When I was going to school in Korea, I would almost always be late for my 9 AM, because I’m never on time for a 9 AM regardless of whatever country I’m in. Some mornings, I would buy coffee on my way to class. Other times, I would buy coffee during the break. Some how, even though I left my room at the same time, I would always get to class earlier if I bought and consumed a coffee on...
Oh, Hello There, Ezra Klein →
I was talking to my friend and he told me that he’s currently playing NBA Jam. I told him I preferred NBA Peanut Butter. This is what it’s like to hang out with me. I make the dumbest jokes.
This might be the worst Obama impersonation I’ve ever seen, but it was worth it for the Biden.