Officially one week until my birthday
I’ve never been less excited to get older.
me on valentines day
Me every day.
So the majority of those questions were pretty poor, and President Obama’s answers were the usual good, but long-winded explanations that won’t win him any more friends in Soundbite America, but it was entirely worth it for that last minute with the children. I want him to raise the fuck out of my kids.
If someone says a rhinoceros is coming in two seconds, we worry. But if you say...– A Buddhist monk said this to Christopher Dickey on the sidelines of the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland, last week. (via newsweek)
cappugino: goldandleather: tyleroakley: I usually hate street performers. Unless they’re good. Like this guy. WOW. HOLY SHIT I NEED SOURCE FOR THIS VIDEO. In the name of Thor Odinson….
machistado: desirouslengths: theecoldestworld: jessica-michele: damn. umhmm But like…can I get next though? ….. Uhhhh…. reminds me of this. I’m really concerned with what that guy was looking at on his Macbook. Seriously though.
NBC Pulling Donkey Semen Episode of 'Fear Factor'... →
So how miserable would you feel if you drank donkey semen and didn’t even end up on TV?
How My Six Year Old Boy Debunked Intelligent... →
atheistfags: I was attempting to explain to my son, Brance, who just turned six two weeks ago, why it was better to refrain from saying “Oh God!” especially around his grandparents. He didn’t understand why it was such a big deal to them and asked if “God” was a bad word. This caught me off guard a bit. I had no reason to think that he should have known what or who God was. I half suspected that...
1960s ads make it clear who cleans Newt's... →