October 2011
One of the main differences I've encountered so...
Theft on college campuses is often a crime of opportunity — somebody takes advantage of an unattended laptop, an unlocked door or a GPS visible in the window of a parked car.
The number of thefts on campus would decline if students were to take an extra moment to secure their belongings:
In the library, if you are going to step away from your table, take your laptop with you.
Lock the door to...
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“All the Shine” - Camp - Childish Gambino
Childish is pure swag. Can’t wait for the album.
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Asians and Racism part 31:
Asian #1: Go ahead and cut in line, it's okay.
Me: Are you sure? We don't want to make these people angry.
Asian #1: Sure, it's fine. Even if they get mad, you can't speak Korean.
Me: Touche.
Asian #2: Indian People Are Really Good at Cutting in Line.
Me: WHAT?
Asian #1: *laughs*
Asian #2: When white people cut in line, they are concerned. When Indian people cut in line, they don't care. Indian people always take your spot with poker face.
Me: ...
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“Folks, if skin color isn’t a choice then how do you explain John Boehner?”
– Stephen Colbert
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
most-awkward-moments:
click here if you’re awkward!
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The Land of Milk and Honey
On October 5, 1947, in the first televised White House address, President Truman asked Americans to refrain from eating meat on Tuesdays and poultry on Thursdays to help stockpile grain for starving people in Europe.
Can you imagine if that happened today?
President Obama: My Fellow Americans, I am asking you today to take a small step to help the less fortunate here in our very own country. There are still people starving to death in America, a fact that is simply unconscionable in this day an age. If we could eat refrain from eating meat on Tuesdays and poultry on Thursdays we would be able to stockpile grain in order to help our fellow Americans. Thank you.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell: The President is once again waging war on our Job Creators, doing his best to bankrupt our nation's restaurants.
House Speaker John Boehner: I and every Republican House member steadfastly oppose this plan. The President is overstepping his Constitutional Bounds once again by daring to ask our country to possibly help those starving around the world.
Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney: Even though I supported a plan like this during my tenure as Governor of Massachusetts, it was a completely different plan that was in no way related and the President clearly does not respect State's Rights.
Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry: Uh well you see the President is clearly out of touch with the American people because when he passed Obamacare it decimated our nation's school system and in closing I think we should use capital punishment to solve our hunger problems.
Fox News Anchor Bill O'Reilly: Clearly President Obama's Priorities are out of step with the American Public's. Instead of trying to help the poor and starving he should be helping our Corporations who are being starved by our nations Draconian tax code and overbearing regulations.
Tea Party Spokesman: You know who else tried to feed poor people? HITLER. We're not saying Obama is Hitler, but he is a Muslim Terrorist Fist Jabber who wasn't born in America, which means that any plan of his must not be supported.
Socialist Activist Jesus Christ, responding to the above comments: Y'all some ignorant mother fuckers. Feed the poor.
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Baby Pandas are the future →
And by that I mean that in the future Pandas will rule the world
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An Education.
(Steve is my Korean Roommate who frequently listens to Hip Hop. There are no typos, he just doesn't have perfect English. Also, he really was yelling it)
Steve: How can I know when I should call someone a NIGGA?
Me: NEVER.
Steve: But they say NIGGA all the time!
Me: Stop saying that!
Steve: I don't understand why I can't say NIGGA?
*I spend five minutes trying to explain things to him*
Steve: So I cannot say NIGGA because I not black?
Me: .....
Steve: That right?
Me: Close enough.
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This Just Happened.
Welcome to the Swagger Chronicles. As Swagger has no “real” definition (before you check a dictionary, yes, it does, but fuck you), this tumblr has no definition. Maybe sometimes I’ll post photos of Korean Children. Sometimes I’ll post cookie recipes. Sometimes I’ll use commas completely, inappropriately. Sometimes I’ll post videos of Michelle Bachman being...
