du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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videohall:

Testing the Reflexes of Seven Kittens

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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Emilia Clarke - Flare Magazine - April 2014

Emilia Clarke - Flare Magazine - April 2014

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Tags: my aesthetic

Honestly my favorite thing about having linguistics is being able to fuck people up by asking them simple questions when they’re not sober.

"Why do you pronounce a ‘p’ in hamster?"

They just stare at the wall for hours.

climateadaptation:

Millions (and millions) of mayflies hatched in Wisconsin and Minnesota caught on radar. Via BoingBoing

Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

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Anonymous said: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

Tags: same

sophiekendall:

Oh fuck

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