me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Honestly my favorite thing about having linguistics is being able to fuck people up by asking them simple questions when they’re not sober.
"Why do you pronounce a ‘p’ in hamster?"
They just stare at the wall for hours.
Anonymous said: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004